"It's so stupid," Five agrees. "Everyone makes such a big deal about it but the truth of it is that both of the adults in the lyrics are complete idiots who were both willing to cheat on their spouse for a dumbass fling. There's nothing cute about that to me."
He doesn't mind seeming like the larger one in the room, he thinks, as he sees how diminuitive the ottoman makes Annie seem. It's a nice change of pace. He does, however, know better than to say anything out loud. She has more legs than he does, she'd pin him in a sibling fight faster than he could say 'punch buggy'.
"Okay," he said, pausing to shake her drink into submission before pouring it out. "It's just us, so I won't feel dumb for asking. What the hell is a latch-key kid?"
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Date: 2021-03-31 01:56 am (UTC)He doesn't mind seeming like the larger one in the room, he thinks, as he sees how diminuitive the ottoman makes Annie seem. It's a nice change of pace. He does, however, know better than to say anything out loud. She has more legs than he does, she'd pin him in a sibling fight faster than he could say 'punch buggy'.
"Okay," he said, pausing to shake her drink into submission before pouring it out. "It's just us, so I won't feel dumb for asking. What the hell is a latch-key kid?"