[ a package arrives in the evening, probably because there is one (1) delivery bird working his tail feathers off today and this is just where five ended up in the carefully arranged queue. probably needed to figure out where to find him!
a small flat box is wrapped in glittery silver paper and a folded note is tucked under purple ribbon. this is not a very well wrapped gift as he has wrapped exactly four presents before this one, but he's done his best!
there's a little wooden box inside with a metal clasp and hinges. inside, neatly set in a luxurious looking velvety interior are four... bullets? upon closer inspection it appears they're not real, but very convincing looking solid chunks of metal.
the note, at least, clarifies a little: ]
hey!
i was told i was shoppin for a real manly dude so i surveyed several other men of manliness and everyone agrees chilling your fancy booze with fuckin bullets instead of ice is like peak enjoy! merry christmas!!!!!
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sforzinda
( backdated to dec 25th because i'm slowly climbing out from the holiday backlog )
Date: 2021-01-05 11:29 pm (UTC)a small flat box is wrapped in glittery silver paper and a folded note is tucked under purple ribbon. this is not a very well wrapped gift as he has wrapped exactly four presents before this one, but he's done his best!
there's a little wooden box inside with a metal clasp and hinges. inside, neatly set in a luxurious looking velvety interior are four... bullets? upon closer inspection it appears they're not real, but very convincing looking solid chunks of metal.
the note, at least, clarifies a little: ]
hey!
i was told i was shoppin for a real manly dude
so i surveyed several other men of manliness and everyone agrees chilling your fancy booze with fuckin bullets instead of ice is like
peak
enjoy!
merry christmas!!!!!
— secret santa