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<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

Not exactly? I've always had 'bad brain days'. It comes and goes. What he did didn't help.

[ They need better exes. ]

I'm still waffling on that or buying an ability. I'm just sitting on the ideas I have right now. I guess telling her wouldn't hurt though.

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

Honestly they sound amazing. I'd love hearing about them.

That's the place. Gabriel is a really great guy. I haven't met his partner? They did great with changing the place over. Food was good and I liked the monsters only lounge, it was comfortable. I don't like worrying about if I'm going to fit somewhere. I tried going to a house party and couldn't actually fit through the door because of my pincers. I gave up.

[youngtimer]

Wait. We can get abilities from Mana? ... Now, there's something worth considering. I wouldn't mind having my original powers back. No more of this 'only three rings' shit.

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

Yes. Some people have bought like, vanity stuff?

Like apparently someone stole Jack's dick so he bought a new one.

Altair bought himself wings.

I just want to be able to one day turn into a giant pile of scorpions at will.

[youngtimer]

Sounds good. And yeah, he is. Montgomery is a little less social, but he's really smart.

I've been thinking of doing a dinner party for my employees, and that's probably where I'll do it. I have the same problem with my wings sometimes.

[youngtimer]

That would be pretty badass... but I'm sorry, can we go back to the part about someone getting their dick stolen? How does that even happen?

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

I'm glad! We need smart reasonable people.

It's a good venue. Honestly we live in a kind of pretty area over all. I still miss home, but the peninsula isn't bad. I'm learning to cope.

I hadn't thought of that. Also that's probably why Lust made the bathhouse. Some people must have a heck of a time staying comfortable. I'm just glad I can get in and out of my house comfortably.

[youngtimer]

It definitely beats the city I grew up in for scenery. Well, most of it.

[he pauses, thinking about that]

I should have my suite renovated - I'd hate for you to not be able to come and visit.

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

Bell Town was pretty. It just had it's not so pretty parts. I kind of miss the bay though.

I don't think I've ever visited? I should do that sometime. I didn't want to like, worry you? But it looks like I have no housemates again. It's just me and my grumpy cat.

[youngtimer]

Maybe in the meantime I should come visit you. And your grumpy cat. I could bring Dolores, she's always whining at me that I don't take her out enough.

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

I'd like that. This place is big. I thought I'd fill it with people, but that hasn't worked out for me. Dolores might even have decorating ideas. You also should take her out more! Girls like dates.

[ She isn't sure if Dolores is "real" or not. Best to assume she is and make sure Five is treating her right. ]

[youngtimer]

Maybe the next time we get new folks in, you can offer them a room. Give them a nice quiet place to adjust...?

When should we come over?

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

I guess.

Is it weird I haven't cleared out their rooms? It feels weird to clean it up.

Hmm. 25th? I'm slightly tied up right now.

[youngtimer]

25th it is.

Also: it's not weird at all. I get it. If you need someone to help you clean it up when you're ready, I'll do it. I can even bring lunch. You ever had a peanut butter marshmallow sandwich?

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

I guess that's a thing that happens to some Simulacrum?? It's pretty crazy. I'm not even sure it's true. Like. I heard it just once.

<WhiteWizard>

[softspokenlandlord]

Good evening, Horatio, it's Ryou.

[...This is. This is gonna be a weird one. The spacing between the messages is thusly somewhat prolonged.]

So. This is a very rude line of questioning, and I apologize in advance for it. Also thank you for saving me from the tree, I don't believe I've said that enough.

But I am curious as to whether you have any suggestions for uh. Alcohol? You brought some to the party, so I thought maybe you'd be someone I can trust for advice there.

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

So Peace is gone.

Also I had an argument with Altair. I was right though.

Would it be a pain if I just came over for a few days? It's too quiet out here.

<NeverAcorned>

[youngtimer]

Shit and double shit. ... Yeah, come on over. I've even got an extra bedroom up here, bring whatever you need. And your cat. I'll tell security to let you on the VIP elevator.

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

Thanks. I don't want to be without Gomez. He's good company when I can't people.

I'm giving Altair the space he needs I just can't cope on my own right now.

[youngtimer]

Sometimes I think this place is just one gigantic horny jail. You ever get that feeling?

<NeverAcorned>

[youngtimer]

[this message takes Horatio a little by surprise, and yet from a different angle, it doesn't. Ryou seemed like a quiet person who didn't want to make waves: but he had also seemed very sensitive, which meant that Ryslig was probably starting to take a toll on his mental health. he knew what that was like all too well]

Alcohol? Yeah, okay. What sort of advice are you looking for? Having trouble dealing with the aftermath of whatever the trees were showing you? Need something for a nightcap?

<a.dyer>

[ohmyscream]

Has to be true. Have you SEEN how thirsty AM is? He straight up obviously has a hate boner for everyone. Pretty sure he would fuck a bunch of us.

Lucius is also too horny and I think of him as my other older brother. He actively encourages hedonistic things 24/7.

<WhiteWizard>

[softspokenlandlord]

The first thing. The trees.

I'm having a hard time sleeping and I don't want to rely on Atem for everything.

[Actually that's the problem, isn't it? He wants to lean so hard on Atem that he finds his place between the guy's arms and that's...not healthy.]

I thought maybe I'd try something different to take my mind off things.

[Cope. Ryou the word you're looking for is cope.]

[youngtimer]

I'd rather not imagine him coming on to me, thanks. The only head I want from him is his, on a plate.

You have another older brother and I haven't even met him yet? That doesn't seem fair.

<NeverAcorned> - god Ryou you picked the worst person for advice

[youngtimer]

Well, as coping mechanisms go, booze has always been my weapon of choice, so good call. They call it a 'nightcap', basically. You're young, so you should only need, like, a shot to knock you out. I can't remember, did you try anything at the party? I brought the butterschnapps and the sour apple. Either one of those are good starters because the flavor hides the alcohol.