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Comments

[youngtimer]

Wait. We can get abilities from Mana? ... Now, there's something worth considering. I wouldn't mind having my original powers back. No more of this 'only three rings' shit.

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[ohmyscream]

Yes. Some people have bought like, vanity stuff?

Like apparently someone stole Jack's dick so he bought a new one.

Altair bought himself wings.

I just want to be able to one day turn into a giant pile of scorpions at will.

[youngtimer]

That would be pretty badass... but I'm sorry, can we go back to the part about someone getting their dick stolen? How does that even happen?

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[ohmyscream]

I guess that's a thing that happens to some Simulacrum?? It's pretty crazy. I'm not even sure it's true. Like. I heard it just once.

[youngtimer]

Sometimes I think this place is just one gigantic horny jail. You ever get that feeling?

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[ohmyscream]

Has to be true. Have you SEEN how thirsty AM is? He straight up obviously has a hate boner for everyone. Pretty sure he would fuck a bunch of us.

Lucius is also too horny and I think of him as my other older brother. He actively encourages hedonistic things 24/7.

[youngtimer]

I'd rather not imagine him coming on to me, thanks. The only head I want from him is his, on a plate.

You have another older brother and I haven't even met him yet? That doesn't seem fair.

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[ohmyscream]

Ew, no thank you. I also do not blame you. He is the WORST of the Fog Priests. There's another who is just basically not subtle about loving himself and at least he is obviously dangerous.

AM is just all kinds of dangerous.

I'll have to introduce you. I'll warn you he is pretty violent and absolutely is the Champion of a Demon Prince type. So. He can be a bit different.

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[youngtimer]

Who's the other one - that Aunamee guy? I've heard things but never talked to him.

Also, you say that as though I'm not pretty violent and a bit different.