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I don't need compensation. You're not that cranky. Just filled with salt. :) But let me figure it out? Frankly the number of limbs I'm dealing with makes most furniture annoying.

Why do you think I drink so many margaritas?

[get it. salt. marga --- look he's an old man he can make all the dad jokes if he wants to]

No problem. Just keep me posted and I'll help with the price tag when you're ready for it. If this date works out you're gonna need someplace you can both sit comfortably. You know. For awkward makeouts or whatever.

Higher alcohol content than beer? I haven't even thought that far ahead. Honestly? Impulsive date asking. I still like that guy Altair. I'm just not sure what to ~do~ and then all the sudden I'm composing and sending off a letter to Peace about a date. Maybe I'm not ready for him? All I know is even though this was impulsive it feels like the right choice. It's not like I'm hiding going out on dates with other people.

[ Annie isn't in a relationship yet. Sometimes it just feels like one. ]

I think after the date I need to have a serious chat with him. Figure this out.

One of many valid answers, yes. Beer also tastes like shit. Liquid bread is for pansies who can't handle hard liquor, and that is a hill I will die on.

[look at him using all the modern slang he's picking up from his cooler (read: younger) friends.
how do you do, fellow kids? anyway, though, he reads over Annie's latest message a few times. plan ahead? in terms of personal shit? is that something people actually DO? he sure knows none of his siblings did. he's lost count of how many times in this conversation he's wondered why SHE came to HIM for relationship advice]

So ... it doesn't feel like asking this Peace girl out was, what, a panic avoidance move? Like ... I don't know, when my brother Diego was on the verge of finally curing himself of his stutter and he stuffed half a slice of burning hot cheese pizza in his mouth so it wouldn't be comfortable to talk for half a week?

Drink liquified potatoes or get out? Okay that does make sense.

[ Actually.... in context that does make sense. But thinking on it that doesn't seem to be the case. ]

Not exactly. I've been noticing Peace for a bit. The issue with Altair is when we actually talk about our feelings things don't really seem to push forward? Much? I end up being the one who starts things. I'm also not doing this to spite him either. I don't want to hurt him I just might not be someone who handles monogamy well. That's another thing I've been thinking over.

[ Okay now she is thinking about food because he basically just gave her the idea of shoving Peace in her mouth because apparently Peace is pizza.

Thanks. ]

No no no, steamed and distilled cactus, not potatoes. Come on, now, get it right. ;)

Feelings really aren't my big thing.

Dolores says sometimes you just have to push a man until he gets his head on straight. I think that was a dig. ... Anyway, monogamy is for people who believe in the institution of religious marriage, and that whole thing is a crock. Do whatever makes you happy and doesn't make either of them think you're a colossal bitch.

Tell Dolores I say thank you. I would have pushed if he kept running. But we had a bit of a heart-to-heart. He also isn't mad I went out on dates with other people? He is mad one of them turned out to be a wanna-be monster hunter and I had to kill the idiot. Mostly I think Altair wasn't happy that he found me a bit hurt. (It was nothing I was mostly winding.) The whole thing is going to involve me being honest with them both. Whatever happens, at least I'll do my best to not hurt them.

Doesn't sound like you needed my help at all. Even on where to go - the whole cat town thing seems solid. When are you meeting her?

[Dolores looks ENTIRELY too smug for his tastes at the moment, and he rolls his eyes at her. not that Annie can see this, of course]

June 4th. Honestly I am probably going to go through several different ideas. I tend to over think things. I get it from my Mom. I've seen her office when she is doing several cases at once. It gets a bit crazy mostly because she cares about her clients so much. I get my desire to over do things from Dad. Ha.

I gotta admit, I'm a tiny bit jealous of people who can say which parent they get traits from. Sometimes when I couldn't sleep, in the apocalypse, I'd stare up at the sky and wonder: was it my Mom who was as impulsive and dumb as I was, or my Dad? Which set of genes did I have to blame for being stuck in a wasteland?

... but this is bitter old man talk. You have a date to get ready for.

Yeah but you have siblings. You have no idea how lucky you are. I was supposed to have like, six older siblings. It's also why I try too hard sometimes. I feel like I'm making up for the what-ifs.

Oh. ... Well, you've at least got one now. No refusals allowed.

As if I'd refuse. You're pretty cool. For what it's worth, I also thought your brain-chunk version of your sister was pretty cool. I know it was based off your memories and like, mental map of her, but that was kind of the same with my Dad. My friend Danielle used to be convinced Dad was non-neurotypical. Which I guess? I thought him sometimes challenging guests to sword fights was normal for him.

Neurotypicality is a crock, everyone's nuts somehow.

But ... thanks. I think Vanya was always my favorite, but ... she got such a bad rap from everyone else, and it only got worse after I left. Part of me wishes she'd show up here, but ... the other part of me figures she's already been through enough shit.

Your dad seemed pretty cool, aside from trying to ground me. Amusing as that was.

True. I fall in that bucket. It's nothing bad, I just have episodes. I haven't had a bad one since early April. I get it. I sometimes wish that the Fog would bring one of my friends. I mean, she can bring people back. But I don't want to be selfish. Dad did jokingly ground all my friends. He would look in on us in the movie room and just call out "you're all grounded!" Mom was more likely to drop by with more food and sneak in a movie or two with us. She didn't care for horror, so that's how I got in a healthy dose of old 60s sci-fi movies.

Episodes ... because of your ex? I get that. I get all of that, honestly.

[especially since that's the boat he'd be in if the Fog brought Ben here, too]

You should tell Peace about your movie idea. See what she thinks.

Not exactly? I've always had 'bad brain days'. It comes and goes. What he did didn't help.

[ They need better exes. ]

I'm still waffling on that or buying an ability. I'm just sitting on the ideas I have right now. I guess telling her wouldn't hurt though.

Wait. We can get abilities from Mana? ... Now, there's something worth considering. I wouldn't mind having my original powers back. No more of this 'only three rings' shit.

Yes. Some people have bought like, vanity stuff? Like apparently someone stole Jack's dick so he bought a new one. Altair bought himself wings. I just want to be able to one day turn into a giant pile of scorpions at will.

That would be pretty badass... but I'm sorry, can we go back to the part about someone getting their dick stolen? How does that even happen?

I guess that's a thing that happens to some Simulacrum?? It's pretty crazy. I'm not even sure it's true. Like. I heard it just once.

Sometimes I think this place is just one gigantic horny jail. You ever get that feeling?

Has to be true. Have you SEEN how thirsty AM is? He straight up obviously has a hate boner for everyone. Pretty sure he would fuck a bunch of us. Lucius is also too horny and I think of him as my other older brother. He actively encourages hedonistic things 24/7.

I'd rather not imagine him coming on to me, thanks. The only head I want from him is his, on a plate.

You have another older brother and I haven't even met him yet? That doesn't seem fair.

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