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[youngtimer]

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<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa giftee is CAROL MALUS DIENHEIM, imaginatively called "Dienheim" on the network. She's a kid, I think. Grouchy one, though.

Buy or make Carol a gift by December 26, or Santa will come down your chimney and box your ears.

If you need more information, contact me C/O Hawkeye Pierce at Crowe Clinic, and I'll delegate him to tell you to do your own research.

<NeverAcorned>

[youngtimer]

Sounds like a newbie. I'll ask around. Thanks. Hang in there, Big Red.

[for his annual efforts, Hawkeye will find a bottle of the Lucky's top-shelf tequila and a crock of seafood chowder from Merain - as close to Maine as the peninsula can get - with a note that says "Put your boots up, St. Nick. We'll take it from here."]