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[coffeepots]

[On Christmas Eve, someone seems to have left a present at your apartment door! There's a box of monster-shaped cookies, a bottle of pineapple juice (no wine for you, Five), and a woolen scarf in the color of your choice. The box holding everything has been wrapped in an attempt to distract from the fact that it's just a cardboard box and not a fancy gift basket.

...There also seems to be a voucher for a free eighteen-inch pizza at the bottom of the box, which can be redeemed at the pizza restaurant on the corner.

Attached is a handwritten note. It can be somewhat difficult to make out what it says due to how horrible the handwriting is, but if you squint and tilt your head, you can make out the following:]

happy holidays, from your superintendent
➼ hawkeye

[youngtimer]

[pineapple juice, really. really. Five takes it to the bar, pours out enough to make room, then adds enough blue curacao and white rum to make it palatable. he then ties a ribbon around it, and leaves it on Hawkeye's own doorstep with a note:]

I fixed it for you.